Headline: ExtremeProgramming. Wally and Dilbert are sitting at one computer. The Boss approaches and says, "The two of you will be a code-writing team." The Boss continues, "Studies prove that two programmers on one computer is the most productive arrangement." Dilbert types with a furrowed brow. Wally…
Headline: ExtremeProgramming. Dilbert says to a business associate, "I can't give you all of these features in the first version." Dilbert continues, "And each feature needs to have what we call a 'user story.'" The business associate responds, "Okay, here's a story: you give me all of my features or…
The Boss says to Wally, Dilbert, Asok, and Alice, "We're going to try something called ExtremeProgramming." The Boss continues, "First, pick a partner. The two of you will work at one computer for forty hours a week." Dilbert and Alice jump on Asok and cling to him. Wally says, "The new system is a…
Dilbert sits at his desk. Dilbert says, "There . . . My program proves that pretty women have extremely bad personalities."Dilbert continues, "This is based on the input that pretty women are never nice to me." Dogbert asks, "Why does the screen say 'or you are a geek?'"Dilbert replies, "Darn! I thought…
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