Company Lawyer. Lawyer says, "We should consider doing a recall on our product." Lawyer says, "When it warms up, it explodes and hurls poisonous spines in every direction." The Boss says, "Where's the director of quality assurance?" Lawyer says, "Pinned to the test lab ceiling."
The Boss says, "I'm happy to report that none of our oil rigs exploded." The Boss says, "Our children's pharmaceuticals are not tainted with bacteria, and the government is not investigating our financial practices." The Boss says, "All we're doing is quietly losing share-holder value." CEO says, "I…
…always an idiot." Tina says, "I think you mean the customer is always...um...oh my..." The boss says, "Quick! Pop your ears so your head doesn't explode!" Gurk!
Dilbert says, "I bought a new phone. It was only $50 after rebate." Dogbert says, "Uh-Oh." Dilbert says, "Let's see what the terms of the rebate..." Foom! Monster says, "I am rebaterus. You must pass five tests before your rebate will be authorized." Monster says, "You must wait 30 days without…
Dilbert says, "I'm not stressed about being out of work because I have my investments. Let's see how they..." GAAAA!!! Dogbert says, "Maybe some warlords are hiring."
