Bob, Director of Purchasing. Asok says, "I requested an Ethernet switch and you sent me a box of pencils." Bob says, "Sometimes I tweak the non-standard orders so I can use our approved vendors." Asok says, "You can't tell the difference between a switch and a pencil?" Bob then states, "I can tell the…
"Have fun working while I'm home chewing on your computer cables." "I'll probably start with a USB cable appetizer, then do the Ethernet cable with blue cheese dressing." "Then I'm going to wrap my colon around some coax." "I envy you, and it's disturbing."
…in an easily stealable condition for three days until the movers take it to the wrong cubicle." "Then untrained I.T. professionals will shove an ethernet cable into your stapler and call it good." "Get out of my way."
Tina pokes her head into Asok's cubicle and says to him: "Asok, can you help me install an Ethernet card?" Asok says to Tina: "Tina, I am not your personal tech support." Tina says: "But you know how to do it and I don't." Asok says: "Well...that is true." Tina says to Asok: "Could you carry the PC…
…away. Adios, suckers." A female employee standing between Dilbert and the boss says: "I'm the new web designer. I hear you're idiots. Where's the ethernet jack?"
…by the potential for reckless abuse of power." Asok the Intern sits at his computer and looks at Dogbert who is waving an Ethernet card at him. Dogbert says, "This new Ethernet card could solve your problems. Would you like a sniff before I throw it in a big pile in my office?"
