"...And I work there as an engineer." "Go away. I lost $3,000 when your company restated its earnings." "Tonight I was rejected for corporate malfeasance." "I'll add it to the list."
"I invented a search engine that's also a singles matching service." "It automatically matches singles who search for the same keywords." "And then it threatens to e-mail those keywords to their mothers if they don't agree to date." "I have taught you well."
…talk about the last episode of Battlestar Galactica." "GAAA!!!" "Get away from me, you perfect monster!" "There must be a guy in the engineering department who will date me." "Hi." "What's wrong with you?"
"The vendor is sending their best negotiator." "You must use all of your engineering training to resist her tricks and look only at the facts." "And if you agree to infinite liability, you get a .00001% chance of dating me. Plus a minute to play with an unidentified gizmo."
Dilbert is talking to a woman at a party. The woman says, "You're an engineer, maybe you can tell me what kind of digital camera I should buy." Dilbert responds, "Would you ask a doctor for free advice?" The woman says, "I got a complete physical by the appetizer." Wally approaches them in a doctor's…
The VP says to Alice, "Alice, maybe we shouldn't date. I'm a VP and you're an engineer in my division." Alice replies, "Sheesh. Get over yourself. I'm just using you to drive my buss nuts." He declares to Alice, "Your indifference arouses me! I will make you mine!" Alice thinks to herself, "VPs"
