…Dilbert, Wally, and Alice sit in the front row. The Boss continues, "Employeesareourmostvaluableasset." He says, "And like mostassets, you decline in value over time." He says, "I know what you're thinking: Not all assets decline in value." He says, "For example, fine art is worth more every…
…" Alice screams, "We're human beings, not 'resources!!'" The Boss looks stunned as he replies, "Would it help if I told you that resources areourmostvaluable asset?"
…sit at a conference table. The Boss says, "I've been saying for years that 'employees areourmostvaluableasset.'" The Boss continues, "It turns out that I was wrong. Money is ourmostvaluableasset. Employeesare ninth." Wally says, "I'm afraid to ask what came in eighth." The Boss replies, "Carbon…