Catbert says, "Wally, we're concerned about the comments you made on your anonymous employeesurvey." Catbert says, "Your comments are disturbingly similar to the unabomber's manifesto." Wally says, "He was a good writer." Catbert says, "We have a problem." Wally says, "Is it a copyright thing?"
CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES Catbert says, “According to the employeesurvey, you want fewer benefits.†Dilbert says, “I don't remember doing a survey.†Catbert says, “We polled a random sample.†Dilbert says, “That seems a bit suspicious. 
"The employee satisfaction survey says they don't trust management." "Don't worry. I'll find out who feels that way and fire them during the next retrenchment." "Purr? Who said purr?"
…so cold." Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources "Hello-o-o, Asok." "GAAA!!! What are you doing here?!!" "It's time for the annual Employee Satisfaction Survey." "Perhaps I overreacted. I don't see how this could possibly be bad." "It is evident from these questions that you care about my wellbeing…
"Our bonuses will depend on the results of the employee attitude survey." "If we boost our morale rank, we'll get bigger bonuses." "Get it? All you have to do is say you're happy and you get money." "Wink wink wink" "You want us to lie?" "No-o-o-o! Heaven forbid. Absolutely no lying." "But if you did…
