Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources "EmployeeAppreciationDay is next Tuesday. The cover charge is $25 apiece." "How do we know you won't buy cheap hot dogs and pocket the rest of our money?" "Every day it gets harder to appreciate you." gulp gulp gulp
"We're going to have an employeeappreciationday on the 8th!" "That's a Sunday." "That's the best day for a potluck lunch. You'll have all day Saturday to make a dish to share!" "I'll need a volunteer to organize everything. Let's see...Which one of you is the woman?" "Bring jackets. It's supposed to…
…day of the week to fire people." Catbert continues, "So let's do it Friday." The Boss responds, "Friday is our EmployeeAppreciationDay." Catbert gasps, "Ah-Ah Ah-Wooo!!!" The Boss is alarmed. He asks, "What was that?" Catbert responds, "You don't want to know." The Boss hands an award to an employee…
…exceptional customer service." Dilbert says, "Question: Why would we celebrate employees who do extra work without getting extra pay?" The boss says, "It will make them happy." Dilbert says, "Can we celebrate the smart employees some day?"
…occasional legal problems."Dogbert says, "Okay, it's a good job, but I'm putting in twenty-four hours a day!"Dogbert continues, "I think I deserve some sort of special recognition for my good work."An "Employee of the Month" poster with Dogbert's picture hangs on the refrigerator. Dogbert says, "I'm positively…