The Boss says, "Carol, I want you to feel more emotionallyinvested in the vision and mission of the company." Carol says, "My only emotion is anger. You can have as much of it as you want." The boss says, "Maybe I can inspire you with my leadership." Carol says, "I feel like I'm wearing concrete underpants…
The Boss says, "I want you to have the same emotionalinvestment in this company as you have with your families." Wally says, "I'm divorced." Dilbert says, "I'm single." Asok The Intern says, "I have never been kissed." Wally says, "Mission accomplished."
…three years, it must cost about $30,000" Dilbert continues, "That was a little trick I call "math." Dilbert continues, "Oops. Now I'm not emotionallyinvested." Asok pats Dilbert on the back and says, "Your vendor tauntage is quite excellent today."
…Ted a piece of paper. Ted says, "I'm strongly opposed to your plan." Dilbert says, "You haven't read it." Ted says, "Oh, right. But now I'm emotionallyinvested in my opinion." Ted says, "This plan will never work!!!" Dilbert says, "That is the meeting agenda."