…is to figure out why it was the right one." "Save those tears of joy for later. We've got work to do!" "SOB!" "I decided to outsource our nuclear contracts to North Elbonia." "And in return, they'll give us food, if they ever figure out how to grow any." "I expect some fallout from this decision."…
"We're outsourcing our satellite launch program to Elbonia." "We built the billion-dollar satellite here; the Elbonians will put it into orbit." "Dilbert, I want you to be our liaison." "Aaaagh!!!" "That's our insurance company. They've been jumpy lately." "In Elbonia" "Our plan is to tease a pig until…
"Elbonia Call Center" "Remember to use your American accents!" "Yee-haa!! Let's put the dawg in the Chevy! Look at the size of my missiles!!" "We only do it that way in the cafeteria." "Oops. Sorry."
"Elbonian Call Center" "We don't have that software in stock." "But may I interest you in a set of porcelain unicorn figurines that wear pants?" "Really? Wow. Your country has way too much money."
"We've moved our call centers to Elbonia but we don't think anyone will notice." "Hello, how may I help you? My name is Kruphnehdahpheweundikaniswalyniaphorganopop." "I mean...Carl."
"We're outsourcing half of our programming work to Elbonia to take advantage of the time difference." "We'll hand off our requirements at the end of our work day and get back the finished code the next morning." "Once again, I have no idea what they want." "Let's pretend we died."
