…future unplanned network outages." Dilbert continues, "I took the initiative to include a schedule of all future sick days, volcanic eruptions, earthquakes and hurricanes." Dilbert says, "This is the point when you realize how stupid your request was and we have a good laugh." The Boss reads the document…
Dilbert sits at his desk using a screwdriver. Dogbert says, "You know, dogs can sense earthquakes before they happen."Dogbert says, "Here comes one now." Dilbert drops the screwdriver.As Dilbert hides under the desk, Dogbert says, "This has potential to keep me entertained for weeks."