"Wally, I have to fire you for posting a comic comparing managers to drunkenlemurs." "You won't be eligible for unemployment benefits unless you can prove you were stupid as opposed to malicious." "Can you prove you're stupid?" "Is there another explanation for working here?"
…surveillance cameras caught you posting this antimanagement comic on the wall." "This comic compares managers to drunkenlemurs." "Do you think drunkenlemurs are like managers?" "No, some lemurs can hold their liquor."
"Why does it seem as if most of the decisions in my workplace are made by drunken lemurs?" "Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent." "Why are talented people so busy?" "They're fixing the problems made by people who have time."
…honest opinion about my project plan. Don't hold back." "Your plan looks like it was written by a drunkenlemur as a practical joke on other drunkenlemurs." "Today I learned that people don't like drunkenlemur analogies."
