Dilbert says, "I got reassigned to manage our legacy systems. The dresscode is 'troll.'" Dilbert says, "My cubicle is under the walkway. My side job is scaring vendors." Dogbert says, "Is that hard?" Dilbert says, "Only the first day. After you eat one vendor, word gets around."
…that you could never appear less valuable than you are now." Dilbert says, "Why do your assurances make me feel worse?" Catbert says, "Your new dresscode is 'troll.'"
Catbert says, "I modified the dresscode to require wearing company shirts on casual Fridays." Catbert says, "That should lower our employee's self-esteem until they stop complaining about earning less than the industry average." Dilbert says, "Why do I feel overpaid today?"
The Boss says, "The company will be using less air conditioning to reduce expenses." The Boss says, "To compensate, we're loosening up on the dresscode. Shorts will now be allowed." Wally says, "I'm not going to update my shorts wardrobe until I know this will last."
"The new dresscode is a thin film of oil." "We're consolidating offices and we need to fit twenty people in each cubicle." "They've pretty much given up on winning one of those awards for best places to work."
"I've been forced to update the dresscode." "Effective today, tank tops and belly shirts are not allowed in the office." "Once again, you've ruined it for everyone."
