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Art Department "I am Dogbert, the quantifier of unquantifiable things." "I declare you to be worth $85." "No one likes to be quantified." @#$%^%!!
Dogbert the quantifier "How can I quantify the benefits of my department?" "Try making absurd claims of value while hoping that no one asks questions." "Does that work?" "I hope so. Here's my invoice."
"I have the ability to quantify the unquantifiable." "That is why they call me Dogbert the quantifier." "Who calls you that?" "Eight people."
