Dogbert Management

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Dogbert says, "Welcome to Dogbert's school of time management." Dogbert says, "Today you will learn that rudeness and good time management are the same thing." Man says, "Answer my #@*% question!" Dogbert says, "Keep typing, Beverly! He doesn't exist."

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Dogbert the CEO Man says, "Consumer confidence is up, and that means more people will buy our products." Dogbert says, "I'm off to make random management changes so I can take credit for the improved economy." Dilbert says, "It's working?" The Boss says, "Sales are up!"

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Dilbert says, "I got reassigned to manage our legacy systems. The dress code is 'troll.'" Dilbert says, "My cubicle is under the walkway. My side job is scaring vendors." Dogbert says, "Is that hard?" Dilbert says, "Only the first day. After you eat one vendor, word gets around."