"The product review board approved your business case for the government mandate." "Diversity is very important to this company." "What do you think 'government mandate' means?" "I've seen the way the mailman looks at me."
"Our core values are service, integrity, respect, teamwork, responsibility, trust, diversity, value, honesty, fun, passion, fairness and excellence." "How should we deal with the inherent conflicts? I mean, what if I want to be irresponsible in a fun and passionate way?" "You have to do all of them.…
…immediately." The Boss continues, "We have five days to create the illusion of productivity." The Boss points to a clipboard and says, "Here's the diversity sign-up sheet. We still have a few open slots that only require a hat."
…with our software that makes your laptop lighter." The boss says, "In a word, we have become "market driven"" Wally whispers, to Dilbert, "Create a diversion. I'll run for help."
…not an engineer?" The Boss replies, "I'm better! I'm a well-rounded graduate of a liberal arts college." The Boss continues, "The broad exposure to diverse topics made me what I am today." The Boss says, "A modern renaissance man." Alice says, "You scribbled out my timing circuit and wrote in 'Moby Dick…
…dump truck, Garbage Man says, "Scandal is the most economical way to fill news programs. They'll go after you, too." Dogbert says, "I'll need a diversion." Dogbert and Dilbert on couch. Dilbert says, "I don't care if its a great news story; I will NOT take fertility drugs!" Dogbert says, "They're in…
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