"Asok died in a work-related accident. His disasterrecoveryplan was to reincarnate into his own clone." "You are his clone, but your DNA got mixed up with a snickers bar. You are doomed to walk the earth as half man, half snack." "Rrrrr" "Phew! It is lucky I studied guided reincarnation and advanced…
Alice says during a presentation, "Our disasterrecoveryplan goes something like this..." Alice points to a picture of a man projected on an overhead projector screaming "Help! Help!" Alice continues, "Someday we hope to have a budget."
