CEO is talking to Dogbert. The CEO says, "The media is on our backs because we accidentally destroyed the Statue of Liberty. We need your P.R. advice." Dogbert says, "Did you take full responsibility and promise to clean up the harbor?" CEO says, "Ooh." 'Earlier that day.' The CEO is at a press…
Man says, "We're planning to introduce our new military product with a light show in New York harbor. Wally, can you handle the weapon demo and the light show?" Wally says, "Sure, what could go wrong?" One Week Later. Wally is seen talking to Dilbert. Dilbert is reading the news paper and says,…
Dilbert says, "The math clearly shows that our project won't work, even if we do everything right." The Boss says, "It's embarrassing to cancel a project in the middle. Let's act dumb and hope someone in upper management cancels it for budget reasons." Dilbert says, "Should I stop buying stuff?"…
"The new software is a disaster." "They why did you recommend it?" "This software is your idea. I recommended against it!" "So who's fault is it?" "The person with the unpersuasive recommendations?"
"Asok died in a work-related accident. His disaster recovery plan was to reincarnate into his own clone." "You are his clone, but your DNA got mixed up with a snickers bar. You are doomed to walk the earth as half man, half snack." "Rrrrr" "Phew! It is lucky I studied guided reincarnation and advanced…
"Your life is a rolling disaster, so I figure I should ask you for a date." "I'm hoping that the source of your problem is that you consistently make poor choices." "Maybe you could buy some groceries and make me a nice dinner." "Would you like to move in with me?"
