Boss says, "Old Johannsen has kept his job all of these years because no one else has his critical knowledge." Johannsen says, "Pss pss pss pss psss" The Boss says, "There's the worst-case scenario right there."
…point reference." Dilbert says, "Or maybe I'm giving you false hope because it's less awkward to end the meeting that way." Coworker screams, "Die! Die! Die!"
Dogbert Publishing. Dogbert says, "I'm assigning a ghost writer to tighten up your first draft." Dogbert says, "Technically, he's not a ghost yet. He's just a guy who lost a knife fight." Asok says, "How long do I have to wait?" Dogbert says, "If you're in a hurry, steer him toward the window."
Dilbert says, "The status of my project is that apparently I died and became a ghost." Dilbert says, "I don?t remember dying, but the evidence of my untimely demise is clear." Dilbert says, "In the past week, no one has returned my phone calls or replied to my emails." Dilbert says, "When I try to print…
Dogbert is sitting at a conference table and says, "You're a third-rate company in a dying industry. I recommend consultant-assisted corporate suicide." The Boss then asks, "Will it hurt?" Dogbert responds, "It might sting a little when you announce you're going to be a web-only company."
