The caption says, "Saint Dogbert enters the Land of Cubicles searching for the demons of stupidity." Dogbert walks down the hall wearing a bishop's miter and holding a scepter. The caption says, "Suddenly he finds an over-promoted computer guru spouting useless database concepts." A man sits at a conference…
"Is your job plagued by the evil demons of stupidity?" "Simply affix this image of Saint Dogbert to every document, cubicle or computer you want to protect and watch your career being to change!" "Out Out!! You demons of stupidity!!"
"Hold still while I exorcise the demons of stupidity that possess you." "Out! Out! I command you demons of stupidity to be gone!!" "The suit is now safe." "Thanks!"
"Saint Dogbert seeks out technology that has been possessed by the demons of stupidity." "He happens across a software developer." "I'll make the command easy to remember, like 'ctrl-alt-F4-Del'." "And if they forget that they can just edit the source code in 'command.com'. Perfect!" "Out! Out!"
"I declare myself the patron saint of technology." "I heal broken technology with my right paw and I use the scepter to drive out the demons of stupidity." "I don't think I've seen your spiritual side before." "Out! Out!"