Wally says, "I made a script to write from the UFR SQL function to a log table I created for the DB so I can find the parameter errors." Wally says, "I'm giving you this status update while the script is running, so I'm accomplishing two things now." The Boss says, "How do I know you really did…
Dilbert says, "Could you make these changes in the database? It will only take five minutes." Man says, "Ooh, I don't know..." Dilbert says, "Wait!" Dilbert says, "Are you planning to spend ten minutes explaining why you don't have five minutes to do this task?" Dilbert says, "Or are you so…
The boss says, "Asok, I want to scrub the CPS database." Asok says, "No one uses that data." Asok the intern says, "But you are incapable of admitting error. So now I must dedicate my time to a thoroughly useless task." The boss thinks, "This job got easier when I stopped listening." Asok says, "It's…
…"They should read the manual." Dilbert says, "Our manual is more confusing than our user interface." The boss says, "They can use our online support database." Dilbert says, "That's more confusing than our manual." The boss says, "We have no money to fix any of that." The boss says, "In situations like…
The Boss says, "Use the CRS database to size the market." Dilbert says, "That data is wrong." The Boss says, "Then use the SIBS database." Dilbert says, "That data is also wrong." The Boss says, "can you average them?" Dilbert says, "Sure. I can multiply them too."
It's pronounced Hay-soos. "My name is Jesus, and I seek twelve people to work on my project." "I am the saver of databases. Join me to upgrade our systems." "First, we're all going to lunch." "I have a bad feeling about this."
