"Dogbert's Tech Support: "Please fill out the online customersatisfaction survey." "Um... But you haven't even tried to help me yet." "I like to base my help on how happy you expect to be."
The Boss says to Dilbert and Alice, "Our survey of customersatisfaction shows improvement." The Boss continues, "The focus group spontaneously attacked our researchers using number two pencils as shivs." Dilbert asks, "That's an improvement?" The Boss responds, "Last year the attack was premeditated…
…anymore." The man continues, "We're trying to end the vicious cycle of reordering." The man then asks, "Would you mind filling out a brief survey of customer satisfaction?"
A female employee says to The Boss, Asok and Wally, "The results of our customersatisfaction survey are in." The female employee says, "83% spat at their telephones until they died of dehydration." Asok the Intern, The Boss and Wally listen as the female employee continues, "We're calling that group…
