Dilbert says, "I've been away from work so long, I wonder if anything has changed." The Boss says, "You weren't here when we moved to new cubicles so your coworkers picked one for you."
Alice says, "Loud Howard insists on using his speak-phone in his cubicle. You have to do something about it." The Boss says, "I'll move him to a private office that just became available. Problem solved." Alice says, "I need to punch you until we both forget what happened here." Asok says, "Gaaa!!!…
"Alice, I want you to move to a cubicle closer to the rest of the department." "Is there a reason that isn't apparent, or is this coming from the reptilian part of your brain?" "How would you know?" "That's a surprisingly good point."
…to base your salary on the number of pages you write." "Fine. I'll give you a high volume of low quality work." "Sometimes the best you can do is move the hairball to another pocket."
"Alice, Did you hear I'm getting a cubicle by the window?" "Although I wouldn't want that cubicle because of the glare, the fact that you want it makes me hate you for getting it." "We're like a family here." "I hope it collapses on your head!"
Catbert: Evil director of human resources "I've worked in a windowless cube for 25 years. Can I move to the vacant cube by the window?" "Sure." "GAAA!!! IT BURNS!" "Too fast."
