Dilbert says, "It takes you two months to process my company creditcard expense reimbursement." Dilbert says, "So I get in trouble every month for incurring late fees." Dilbert says, "Why must I be punished for your incompetence?" Troll says, "Apparently I'm awesome."
…Dilbert says, "Please listen while I read this threatening script." Dilbert says, "I have hidden poisonous spiders in your home. If you pay us now by creditcard I will give you the antidote." Dilbert says, "Okay, fine" Dilbert says, "But if you feel a tickle on your leg, give me a call."
…"Our profits were good until a manager.." The boss sits, looking surprised, between two mad peers. The man with the overhead says, "...used his creditcard to make a 900 call from an airplane phone." The boss says, "Hey, I'm allowed to call my wife when I'm traveling!"
…play at that game." Dilbert continues, "I will use the power of the Internet to find a hot babe. Ah! Here's one." Dogbert says, "She wants your creditcard number." Dilbert says, "Ooh! She's inquisitive. I like that."
…at a table in a restaurant. Dilbert says, "I would never buy something over the internet. I'd hate to have my creditcard number floating around out there." Dilbert hands his creditcard to the waitress as he says, "There are a lot of unscrupulous people on the net." The caption says, "Later." Dilbert…
…successfully installed. Do you want to send your registration info by modem?" Dilbert says, "Yes." A message says, "The software has found your creditcard number and is placing orders for new products it thinks you need . . . Please wait." Dilbert says, "Uh." The message says, "Making room on your hard…