Dogbert says, "I made a list of demands for your New Year's resolutions." Dilbert says, "Thou shalt not fill up the DVR with geeky science shows. ?Thou shalt not snore like an asthmatic cow?" Dilbert says, "I didn't know other people could impose resolutions on me." Dogbert says, "It's a new thing."
Dogbert says, "I'm stepping down as CEO because I already milked all of the cash out of the this dying cow." Dogbert says, "My replacement is a dried-up corpse. But don't worry; he's just a placeholder until a new CEO can be found." The Boss says, "The faint breeze is blowing away his head." Dogbert…
…says, "You have exceeded your allocation for I.T. support." Mordac says, "The penalty is forcible relocation to an agrarian society." Cow says, "Seriously, even a cow knows you should try rebooting before calling tech support."
…financial advisor Dogbert says, "You should invest all of your money in diseased livestock." Dogbert says, "It would be unwise to invest in just one sick cow, but if you aggregate a bunch of them together, the risk goes away." Dogbert says, "It's called math." The Boss says, "Suddenly I feel all savvy."
Cow supervisor A cow says, "Try not to think of me as a cow who happens to be your supervisor." The cow says, "Think of me as your bovine overlord, the usurper of your position in the food chain." Dilbert says, "I'd be lying if I said that didn't make it feel kind of cool." The cow says, "Say you'd…
The cow supervisor A cow says, "I overcame a lot of bias against cows to get this job." The cow says, "People think that a cow with strong leadership skills is just a jerk." The cow says, "Is that what you think, baldy? Huh? Do you? Do you?" Wally says, "Um... I'll say no."
