Dogbert's Tech Support Dogbert says, "The problem is in the part of your brain that handles intelligence." Dogbert says, "I can reboot you, but I won't lie: It's going to hurt." Dilbert says, "We need to talk." Dogbert says, "Are you near stairs?"
Dilbert says, "I've been asked to explain our technical issue in terms you can understand." Logan says, "Good." Dilbert says, "THE SOFTWARE, IT NO WORKY!!!" Dilbert says, "He was dense and touchy. It's a bad combination."
"Oh No. It's a technical glitch that I don't know how to fix." "GAA! Now I must humble myself to some condescending engineer and ask for help!" "And how did I teach you to ask?" "I'm sorry that I spent my college years drinking beer and studying English literature."
"Tell me why you need a new server." "And don't give me the condescending simple version for managers. I want full technical explanation." "Early civilization had no concept of zero." "Go on."
…boss is sitting in his office and Catbert is sitting on the boss's desk. Catbert says to the boss:" Being a manager means never having to be less condescending just because you're wrong." Both Catbert and the boss laugh out loud: "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha" Carol is sitting at her computer and Dilbert is standing…
…because management appreciated the constructive criticism I posted on the message board." Ted folds his arms proudly and says, "As I hoped, my condescending tone helped them to see their folly." Dilbert asks, "Do you mind if I rifle through your boxes and take office supplies?"
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