Dilbert says, "There's an opening in my old department is it okay if I apply?" Collections supervisor says, "Sure. I'd be happy to toss that dead cat In someone else's backyard." Dilbert says, "I was worried that I might be too valuable..." Collections supervisor says, "Why are you still here?"
Dilbert works in collections Customer says, "My wife left me, my truck caught on fire, and all of my organs are failing." Dilbert says, "I work in a collectionsdepartment." Customer says, "You win." Dilbert says, "Winning isn't what it used to be." a voice yells, "Your five minute break is over!"
…, "he told me to kill a customer, assume her identity, and place a huge order with the company." Catbert says, "I'll transfer your to the collectionsdepartment until you're willing to kill."
…tells Dilbert, "By my calculations, we can make millions by combining a mortuary business and a garbage collection business."Dogbert continues, "Our customers could simply leave the dearly departed by the curb for pick-up."Dilbert says, "Maybe we could add pizza delivery, too." Dogbert says, "Let's not…
