The Boss says, "I hired a consultant to help us evolve our products to cloudcomputing." Dogbert says, "Blah blah cloud. Blah blah cloud. Blah blah cloud. Blah blah cloud." The Boss says, "It's as if you're a technologist and a philosopher all in one!" Dogbert says, "blah blah platform."
Mordac, the preventer of information service Mordac says ,"Cloudcomputing is no good because strangers would have access to our data." Dilbert says, "I trust encryption way more than I trust speck-eared sociopaths." Dilbert says, "When you mention a person's ears, he won't listen to the rest of your…
The Boss says, "Let's implement cloudcomputing so I have something to talk about at the executive meeting." Dilbert says, "Tell them we're evaluating it. That way neither of us needs to do any real work." The Boss says, "I like it when you do real work." Dilbert says, "Sorry. I thought you were leading…
A cloud moves towards Alice and she says, "A new fog is rolling in." Dilbert sits at his computer, his head obscured by fog. "This can mean only one thing." The Boss walks up to Carol, fog pouring from his ears and says, "Carol, schedule a staff meeting. It's time to reorganize the department."
