…with own defective brain." Dilbert says, "There's no reason to get the rest of us involved in that mess." Dilbert says, "Have you ever noticed that clarity makes people angry?"
Dilbert says, "The request we got for a quote is vague, and the deadline for our response is tomorrow." Dilbert says, "If I ask for clarity, we'll miss the the deadline. If I don't, our bid will either be below our cost or too high to win." Dilbert continues, "Which path of certain failure do you prefer?…
…situation, it would be a sign of a mental imbalance." "My bad attitude is proof that I am thinking clearly." "Are you going to compliment me on my clarity or demand I be irrational?" "I'm putting you in charge of the employee morale festival." "I have a sudden urge to grab you by the tail and beat myself…
Tina the tech writer "As you requested I increased the speed of my writing." "My breakthrough was realizing that accuracy and clarity are optional!" "Would you like to micromanage me by reading it all and pointing out the errors?"
"The number one complaint from employees is 'unclear objectives.'" "My number one complaint is that it takes too much effort for me to be clear." "Let's call it a tie." "Why are they so selfish?"
"I edited your document for clarity and sent it out." "Wow. It's amazing how clear it is when you take out all of the accuracy and relevance." "I stopped listening after 'wow.'" "I'll get busy spending the rest of my career fixing this."
