"My side job as a cartoonist is doing well, so this is my resignation." "My new career involves sitting around in my pajamas and thinking of ways to ridicule you." "Actually, it's not so much a letter of resignation as it is a drawing of your body with a manure head."
"I heard that you started a comic strip on the side." "You're in my seat, fly bait. Move or I'll pound your head so hard you'll have to remove your pants to read." "Did I miss anything about teamwork?" "Where do you get your ideas?"
"We have a report of a cartoonist in Cubicle 45950. His comics might embarrass the company." "We can't fire him because it would look bad. You must give him absurd assignments until he quits." "Your new job is to evaluate technology that obviously has no economical application." "Woo hoo!"
…overhead projector. Dilbert says, "I'd like to start with a cartoon." Dilbert points at the projection and says, "It's about a guy who shows a cartoon before giving a boring presentation." Dilbert says, "But it doesn't work because the cartoon has no punchline."
Caption: "The Presentation" Dilbert points to an overhead projection of a cartoon. Dilbert says, "This cartoon says it all! Hee Hee!" Dilbert turns to the audience. Three blobs dressed in shirts and ties stare blankly. Dilbert says, "Uh-oh. I just realized you're all humorless blobs." One of the blobs…
Dilbert looking at Dogbert's cartoon. Dogbert sitting next to him. Dilbert says, "Your comic strip seems to be nothing but a clown with a small head who says random things." Dogbert responds, "That's Pippy." Dogbert explains, "I'm maintaining my artistic integrity by creating a comic that no one will…
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