…office plants." Man says, "No one ever cancelled our contract." Man says, "Now my career is less important than a gnat's toot in a hurricane." man says, "But it's still way better than sitting in a fabric-covered box all day." Dilbert thinks, "I need to stop talking to people."
"Is this 'take your daughter to work day' again?" "No, I'm a free-lancer." "I've narrowed my career choices to prison guard or monkey trainer." "I don't see how coming here will help." "I'll give you a banana if you show me your cubicles."
CareerDay "Class, today Dilbert will tell us what a career in engineering is all about." "My job involves explaining things to idiots." Then the idiots make decisions based on misinterpreting what I said." "Then it is my job to try and fix the massive problems caused by the bad decisions." "Eventually…
"When I was a boy, I dreamed of one day working in a fabric-covered box." "I'm living proof that dreams can come true." "Women don't like winners either."
"Wally is in the men's room. I've accepted a position as his seat filler." "This is the proudest day of my life. I never imagined that my career would work out so well." "I want to scream at the world 'Look at me now!'" "False alarm. You're fired."
CareerDay "And that's why you should have a pre-meeting before every meeting." "Any questions?" "How long will my generation need to work? A month?" "Sixty years." "I see that you've connected all the dots."
