…the worst performer in the entire Fortune 500." "Your best bet is to convince him to become a reckless adventurer." "Tell me again why I'd want to bungee jump into an active volcano?" "Because you can!"
"We'll be getting a new 'Bungee Boss' sometime today." "Hi-I'm-your-new-bungee-boss-let's-change-everything-before-I-get-reassigned-oops-too-late-goodbye." "Sproing" "He was like a mentor to me." "I think he made a difference." "Incoming!"
