"Your CEO was underperforming, so I convinced him to bungee jump into a live volcano. Problem solved." "Well, he underperformed and he got punished." "Pumiced, actually." "Evil, yet amusing."
…adventurer." "Sounds dangerous." "Don't worry. I've asked chief financial officer to be in charge of safety." "Okay who estimated the length of the bungee cord?"
…the worst performer in the entire Fortune 500." "Your best bet is to convince him to become a reckless adventurer." "Tell me again why I'd want to bungee jump into an active volcano?" "Because you can!"
"We'll be getting a new 'Bungee Boss' sometime today." "Hi-I'm-your-new-bungee-boss-let's-change-everything-before-I-get-reassigned-oops-too-late-goodbye." "Sproing" "He was like a mentor to me." "I think he made a difference." "Incoming!"
Dilbert sees a sign that says "Bungee Jump 10 dollars." He thinks, "It's the manly thing to do." Dilbert enters the office and says, "I'd like to expose myself to avoidable danger." A man says, "Sit right down." The man says, "I need to know your weight so I can adjust the bungee cord." The man says, "Be sure…
