The Boss says, "Make sure you coordinate with the brand manager and the category manager." The Boss says, "And also the clients, the account execs, the project leaders, strategic planning, facilities management, product managers, marketing, and I.T." Dilbert says, "All I heard was 'give up.'" The Boss…
Asok says, "Our boss asked me to make some copies. But I fear doing such a menial task will brand me as unimportant." Asok says, "I was hoping you could make the copies for me since your career is already a bloated cadaver." Asok says, "If I am reading your body language correctly, you are wondering…
"Our marketing plan was to find a sports stadium to brand with our company's name." "The hard part was finding a team so juiced up that our reputation seemed good in comparison." "How do you feel about the new stadium name?" "Rage. Same as always."
…matter how unreasonable they are, because we need them more than they need us." ". . .Special packaging, rfid tags, and grind your bones to make store brand foot powder." "Yes!"
Wally says to Alice while pouring himself a cup of coffee, "I'm going to follow Tom Peters' advice and become my own brand." Alice replies, "The phrase you're least likely to hear is, 'I gotta get me some of that." Wally walks away thinking, "Day one: Not so good."
…hurt?" Catbert answers, "I'll be fine. Thanks for asking." Everyone holds Wally down on the table as Catbert announces, "Wally is about to experience brand awareness."