Asok says, "Am I interrupting anything important?" Asok says, "Oh no. I have seen this before. You are preparing to put your bodylanguage at odds with your words!" The Boss says, "I always have time for my least important employee." Asok says, "My endocrine system is shutting down!"
…." Asok says, "I was hoping you could make the copies for me since your career is already a bloated cadaver." Asok says, "If I am reading your bodylanguage correctly, you are wondering 'staple or no staple?'"
"Alice, I'm sending you to a communication class." "Because I've noticed that your words often say one thing while your bodylanguage says another." "Frankly, it's creepy." "Thank you. I appreciate the useful feedback."
…that we can't install without losing money." "I propose that you pay us 40% more than we quoted you in the contract, and everyone wins." "Her bodylanguage says she's thinking about it." CRACK!!!
"He doesn't respect my work. I can tell by the way he's sitting." "Two can play this game. I will hate you with the fury of a thousand suns!" "Die! Die! Die~" "Rats. I sat down wrong and gave myself a wedgie."
…Boss asks, "How can I maintain the morale-inspiring illusion of an open door policy without actually having one?" Catbert responds, "Use your bodylanguage to create a protective bubble of unwelcomness." Catbert clenches his teeth and makes a hostile face. He says, "Try this stressed- out scowl." Dilbert…
