…"Carol, would you?'. Next to her the phone is ringing, "Rrring!". Carol says, "Here's and interesting experiment. Watch what happens to your bloodpressure when I take this call and make you wait." Carol answers the phone and says, "Yeah? What's the problem now? Tell your brother I said to stop biting…
…manuals." "The binders have sharp edges and, apparently, a curse. I asked Asok to help put it on our website." "Hands... So numb. Eyes... Strained. Bloodpressure rising..."
Dilbert and the boss are in line to have their bloodpressure taken. The boss is holding some folders. Over the head of the woman who is taking Dilbert's bloodpressure hangs a board that reads: "Free bloodpressure screening today" The woman says to Dilbert: "135 over 88." The boss hands some folders…
…continues, "I've been stuck in this dead-end job for years, grinding away, day after day." The Boss continues, "And all I have to show for it is high bloodpressure and worthless stock options." Asok looks frightened. Dilbert and Wally stand behind Asok's desk. Dilbert says, "It's so gratifying to watch them…
Catbert peers over a wall and says, "Wally, the company bought a life insurance policy on you." Catbert explains, "Our plan is to raise your bloodpressure to dangerous levels." Catbert asks, "Did you know that our CEO makes fifty times your salary even though our stock is down?" Wally covers his ears…
…go up, then salaries can go down and it all balances out." Catbert lies on the table and says, "For example, did you know you could lower your bloodpressure by rubbing my soft, furry belly?" Alice says, "It might be a trick!" Wally thinks, "What's the worst thing that could happen?" Wally rubs Catbert's…
