The Boss says, "The betatest went well. Thank you, Dilbert." The Boss says, "Now I'll have Tina add an impractical maintenance requirement to the manual and we're ready to go." Dilbert says, "What?" The Boss says, "It's standard procedure." The Boss says, "Say the user needs to lube the product ten…
Dilbert says, "The results of out betatesting are in." Dilbert says, "Our user interface triggered wide-spread despondency and self-mutilation." Dilbert says, "Obviously we'll need to delay our launch for the public good." The boss says, "When did you become a communist?"
…busy?" Wally says, "Yes, I'm reading the 'In Memoriam' section of our company newsletter." The Boss says, "When you're done, can you compile the betatest results?" Wally says, "Sure. Just as soon as I get the data from... Larry."
"I agreed to ship Project 'Dewdrop' to some customers for betatesting." "Didn't you read my test report? Dewdrop explodes when you plug it in." "We'll limit the beta trial to friendly customers." "We killed all the friendly ones with Project 'Ducky'."
