The Boss says, "The beta test went well. Thank you, Dilbert." The Boss says, "Now I'll have Tina add an impractical maintenance requirement to the manual and we're ready to go." Dilbert says, "What?" The Boss says, "It's standard procedure." The Boss says, "Say the user needs to lube the product ten…
Dilbert says, "The results of out beta testing are in." Dilbert says, "Our user interface triggered wide-spread despondency and self-mutilation." Dilbert says, "Obviously we'll need to delay our launch for the public good." The boss says, "When did you become a communist?"
…you busy?" Wally says, "Yes, I'm reading the 'In Memoriam' section of our company newsletter." The Boss says, "When you're done, can you compile the beta test results?" Wally says, "Sure. Just as soon as I get the data from... Larry."
"The beta version looks great. Now ask if they'll toss in an archive option for no extra money." "That's a great idea. Or...maybe I could save time by the realizing that they aren't raging morons who enjoy working for free." "It's all in the way you ask." "I'll try yelling."
A male co-worker asks Dilbert, "What's the worst thing that could happen?" Dilbert says, "Our beta product could turn into an evil robot that annihilates the galaxy." Approaching Dogbert, Dilbert says, "Apparently I don't know what 'worst' means."
…sits at the conference table working on a laptop. A woman with spiked hair sits next to him. The man says, "While you were droning I slammed out some beta code and put it on the Internet for comments." Dilbert says, "My company prefers to have that kind of decision made by uninformed executives. We call…
