…confusing you?" "As you know, the hard part about drinking and golfing is that they both require your hands." "That's why I invented the sportsman's beer muzzle." "Give this to your client and the sale will practically make itself." "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "Ooh!" "This ish the besht day of my life!" "I'll put you…
…was the biggest fish ever caught in that lake!" "That's nothing." "I once caught a dinosaur by using nothing but dental floss and a pull tab from a beer can." "I'd like to see this alleged dinosaur." "Too late. I also make the world's best barbecue sauce."
…humble myself to some condescending engineer and ask for help!" "And how did I teach you to ask?" "I'm sorry that I spent my college years drinking beer and studying English literature."
"We only have a 10% repeat customer rate whereas prisons have a 70% rate of recidivism." "We need to focus our marketing on criminals because they don't learn from experience." "Order now and get a free knuckle tattoo plus our free book 1,001 nicknames for women."
…diplomatic immunity against all current and future felonies.'" The Boss says, "That's just poetic license." Dilbert reads, "Turn used motor oil into root beer."
…sense of trust." A member announces from behind the podium: "All in favor of using Dilbert's company-paid dues on beer, say aye." The members are milling around and chatting with mugs of beer in their hands. The speaker Dilbert: "Make sure you sign up for our gambling cruise."
