…'Coffee with the Boss.' Each employee will get one hour of quality time with me." Carol responds, "I'd rather staple a skunk to my forehead and go to a trade show for banjo makers." Carol continues, "And yet, it's still better than working, so count me in." The Boss replies, "That's the spirit!"
"I'm running late. But since I'm a vice president you'll have to wait in the hallway." "You'll be able to judge your relative worth by observing what things I do while you wait." "He's teaching himself the banjo."
Dilbert asks Dogbert, "Did you ever notice that people walk a little differently when other people are watching?" Dogbert replies, "No, never."Dilbert and Dogbert look at each other.Dilbert asks, "Don't you need to go anywhere?" Dogbert replies, "After you, banjo legs."