…says, "I can lower your corporate taxes by using a strategy that tax attorneys call the 'Dutch sandwich.' And I'm not even making that up." The Boss says, "So? that would transfer our tax burden to people who can't afford tax attorneys." Dogbert says, "Yeah... their sandwich has a less appealing name.…
Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "We're paying too much taxes. Bring me a physicist and a tax attorney." Dogbert says, "I want to incorporate in another dimension. Make it happen." Man says, "Somewhere in the multiverse it's already done." Dogbert says, "I like you. The lawyer guy is fired."
"Run this by our attorney." "May I vigorously hit myself with a hammer instead?" "You have my attention." "Either way, it's a painful process that won't change the final result." "But the hammer is quicker and it will still make you feel as if you made me do something." "Okay. Try the hammer thing.…
"You thought up your search engine idea before we fired you. That means my company owns it." "That's why I used the lawyerpult to hurl our attorney onto you." "Now I'm using the holograph device you invented. That thing is making us billions." "GAAA!!!"
"I'm an attorney. If my client is injured by this time machine, I will sue!" "I think you should consult with your client before being so belligerent."
"A cubicle vacancy opened up, so I'll be moving out of here." "My attorney will contact you about dividing up our workspace property." "Next, can you proves that you have both eyebrows before you met my client?"
