The Boss says, "How much confidence do you have in your cost projections?" Dilbert says, "I trust them like I trust you." The Boss says, "Are the assumptions realistic?" Dilbert says, "They're as real as your good judgment."
…says, "Can you get me some failure estimates for our next gen product?" Dilbert says, "I can if you like numbers that are based on hallucinated assumptions." The Boss says, "I kind of do." Dilbert says, "I think we have an understanding."
…chill. It means he's approaching." The Boss says, "Please don't reprogram my DNA and make me a monkey-man!!!" Wally says, "People make a lot of assumptions when you change your name to Wolfgang and stop shaving."
…says I can hire there high school dropouts to slap you until it does." Man says, "No...please, not dropouts!" Dogbert says, "They will kick your assumptions."
…Boss says, "Let's see how far we can get without Ted." Alice says, "You mean without knowledge or insight?" The Boss says, "We can make reasonable assumptions." Dilbert says, "Or we could wait for Ted to come back tomorrow and ask him." The Boss says, "I CALLED THIS MEETING AND IT'S NOT A MEETING UNTIL…
