"They found asbestos in our ceiling. We're all in danger." "I must use my telekinesis to remove the asbestos." "GAAA!" "The threat has been neutralized. You must never ask me how it was done." "I'm not even curious."
"The employees are getting all whiney about the asbestos in the ceiling." "I told them it wasn't dangerous, but apparently I'm not credible in this HazMat suit." "I don't think it's fair that they judge me by my clothes."
"The facilities people tell me there's asbestos in the ceiling." "They say you don't need to worry about it unless it gets disturbed." "They plan to disturb it today."
…"The prototype is the size of a small tractor and it will only play Elbonian polkas." "I'll budget a little extra for marketing." "It's made of asbestos."
…Boss a piece of paper and says, "Here's a deal sheet for a company you should buy." Dogbert continues, "They're defending against a trillion-dollar asbestos lawsuit, and they have no earnings." Dogbert continues, "But that's okay because stock analysts don't dig that far into the minutiae."
