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…mention any problems because he might try to fix them." "Don't say anything about budgets or deadlines because he might reduce them." "Leave out the technical stuff because it will only confuse him." "That leaves me nothing to talk about." "Perfect!" "Hello... And in summary. Arethereany questions?…
"That concludes my two-hour presentation. Any questions?" "Did you intend the presentation to be incomprehensible, or do you have some sort of rare 'PowerPoint' disability." "Arethereanyquestions about the content?" "There was content?"
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Dilbert stands next to a projection on the wall. Dilbert says, "This concludes my presentation. Arethereareany questions?" The people in the meeting have their hands to their ears and look terrified. One man says, "How do I get the boredom out of my head?!" Dilbert thinks, "The funny thing is that…
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