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June 15, 1995

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…thinking, "Lacking clerical support, the highly trained, highly paid professionals line up at the copier." Dilbert continues thinking, "Their amazing analytical skills are squandered in this mindless task." Wally says, "No . . . It looks like the 'toner' light doesn't turn off if you wait." Dilbert says,…
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May 10, 1994

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"Ratbert the Consultant" "It takes more than a brilliant analytical mind to be a business consultant." "You also need to be arrogant and socially dysfunctional." "Does anybody know why a consultant was brought in to do your thinking? Anybody? Anybody?"
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December 01, 1991

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…Dilbert asks, "Should I do a presentation on why tomorrow is less than two days from today?" the Boss replies, "Hmm . . . good. the Boss likes that analytical stuff."
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May 08, 1991

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…Ratbert, "Ratbert, I need your help to solve the mystery of Dilbert's necktie." Ratbert says, "Gosh, Dogbert, most of my work at the lab is the non-analytical type. Sure, I've eaten a few hundred ties, but who hasn't?" Dogbert says, "It's not your brain power that I need." Ratbert asks, "Can we solve this…

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