Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "We need another economic bubble to drive up our stock value." Dogbert says, "Assemble the illuminati!" Man says, "As usual, I'll create the media frenzy, Dogbert will manipulate prices, and IXPU will vaporize the whistle-blowers."
Generation Y-guy says "Greetings, Troglodytes. I am from the millennium generation." Generation Y-guy says "I was forged in the digital age. I will use my knowledge of myspace.com and YouTube and e-mail to rule this planet. Buwha-haha!!!" Dilbert says "Wow, you're right. He doesn't have much upper…
…the project is over?" "I see no reason to wait." "Well...okay." "Our boss will make us use the wrong vendor." "Wally won't do any work. Alice will alienate the client, and Ted is generally worthless." "In summary, my excellent work will be rendered moot by nincompoops." "Do you even work here?" "No, I…
"I am an alien with highly advanced intelligence. I have come to share my genius with this company." "Me too. But they don't like that sort of thing here." "It's a quagmire."
"Greetings, earthling. I bring you either wisdom or planetary annihilation. The choice is yours." "Stay in the break room. I'll go get my leader." "Very well." "The new coffee stirrers are great, but I got the last one."
…shaped like an egg." "That's nothing!" "I have a rock that's shaped like Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson." "My rock just hatched! It's a fully clothed alien from a distant galaxy!" "That's nothing!"
