Man says, "Our ad campaign will portray users of our competitor's products as baby-eating hobos." Man says, "While our users will be portrayed by the coolest guy in the entire world." Soon the meeting turned ugly. Alice says, "Then why are you showing a slide of a giant @$$#%*?"
…kind either. They're more the bitey kind." Man says, "Our product doesn't even work, and you're still better off buying from us." Alice says, "They said you eat babies."
…tells me it's..." "What is it?!!" "Ooh. Wow." "A pregnant termite crawled into your mouth and built a hive in your esophagus." "GAAA!!!" "Stop being a baby. The treatment for that is..." "Do you have an arc welder and a barrel of kerosene?"
…had died while running with scissors, I, too, was stunned. I too, asked, 'what's it all mean?'" "...That 2,247 newspaper slots are not wiiiide open, baby!... Ka-ching! Ka-ching!" "..Sorry about the Ka-chings."
…to crowd out the ugly memory with images of staggering beauty.†Alice asks, “Where would I...†To which the garbage man interrupts while his hands are out as to display himself to her, “Drink it in, baby. And don't forget it.â€
Alice is sitting at her computer. The Boss approaches from behind with a package in his hand and says, "Happy service anniversary, Alice." The Boss continues, "We're out of twenty-year pins so I got twenty of the one- year pins." The Boss hands Alice the package and says, "You can pin these babies…
