…and that's always on Elbonian Airlines." "Don't be such a snob. What's wrong with using a discount airline?" "Well, they list their destination airports as 'whatever looks soft'." "The meals in first class are made of anyone who dies in coach." "Their entire security screening process involves shouting…
"Asok, I'm flying to Los Angeles for a meeting and I want you to join me." "Gasp" "I am honored. This feels like an important milestone in my burgeoning career!" "We'll begin by pre-boarding anyone who..." "Coming through!" "Flyco!"
"Airport security." "Please remove your jackets and shoes." "Please remove your epidermal layer and put it in a plastic bag." "It is a federal crime to mention the movies 'Ishtar,' 'Glitter' or 'Gigli.'"
Dilbert is at the airport. The Elbonian at the ticket counter of Elbonia Air says, "I don't see your reservation." The Elbonian continues, "Maybe it's because all of our computers are cardboard props that we stole from a furniture store." The Elbonian holds gloves out towards Dilbert and says, "For security…
…sending you to Elbonia for a meeting, but we're on a tight budget." The Boss, also in a barrel, continues, "So there will be no limo service to the airport. Go there in the cheapest way possible." A bear rolls Dilbert in his barrel down the highway. The bear says, "And then I started Brownie's Barrel Service…
Dilbert goes up to the airline desk at the airport. Woman behind the counter says, "Before I check you in, let me explain something.." Woman says, "You're here for a technology conference. I am the only attractive woman who will talk to you for days. I am not free for coffee later." Dilbert asks, "Can…
