Bob says to Asok, "Most problems go away if you wait long enough, Asok." Asok sits next to his computer looking dejected. Bob says, "It might look like I'm standing motionless, but I'm activelywaiting for our problems to go away." The Boss pokes his head in Asok's cubicle and says, "There's been a reorganization…
…deter any criminal activity." Dilbert says, "We may now go to the park knowing our fortress is protected." Dilbert and Dogbert sit on a park bench. A man walks by carrying a lamp. The man walks by carrying a couch. The man walks by carrying the cameras. He thinks, "I can't wait to show my kids what…
…accurate road map." "It took me two weeks, but it's the only way to make sure we're not wasting time." "My tasks are two weeks late because I was waiting for your input." "And you left off one task, so all the dependencies are wrong." "I'm changing all of my estimate to 'to be determined'." "Can we do…
…deodorant to boost the rate of output."Dogbert asks, "Why?" Dilbert replies, "Why?! . . . Do you know how much time is wasted waiting for the spray to hit your armpit?"Dilbert activates the device and it blows him through the wall.Dilbert lies on his back in the backyard. He says, "As my best friend, I'm sure…
