Man says, "I could've e-mailed you my PowerPoint deck, and you could have read it in fiveminutes." Man says, "But I prefer making you sit here for an hour while I read each bullet point in slow motion." Man says, "P-o-i-n-t n-u-m-b-e-r o-n-e..." Wally says, "Yank this as hard as you can."
…database? It will only take fiveminutes." Man says, "Ooh, I don't know..." Dilbert says, "Wait!" Dilbert says, "Are you planning to spend ten minutes explaining why you don't have fiveminutes to do this task?" Dilbert says, "Or are you so incompetent that a five-minute task will take an hour?" Dilbert…
…you won't stress out until after you retire and discover you're penniless." Man says, "But I..." Bonk! Ugh! Man says, "I don't remember the last fiveminutes." Dogbert says, "I was telling you that my hedge fund will earn you 520% per year."
…Dilbert says, "I work in a collections department." Customer says, "You win." Dilbert says, "Winning isn't what it used to be." a voice yells, "Your fiveminute break is over!"
Dilbert the scapegoat The Boss says, "I need you for a meeting with my boss." The Boss says, "About fiveminutes, into the meeting I'm going to start punching you. With any luck, my boss will join in." Dilbert says, "Maybe that shouldn't be called luck." The Boss says, "Okay...Skill. Whatever."
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