…dish to share!" "I'll need a volunteer to organize everything. Let's see...Which one of you is the woman?" "Bring jackets. It's supposed to be about 45 degrees in the park that day." "I won't be able to attend because I do personal stuff on weekends." "Take pictures!" "I hope no one else brought a pine…
The Boss addresses a meeting, "From now on, I want you to stagger your lunch so someone is always here." Asok exclaims, "Gaaa! As the lowest person in the pecking order, I will never know in advance when I can eat." Asok yells, "It is the end of errands as I know them!!" The Boss turns and says,…
"How great products are designed." "Go talk to marketing." "Groan." "Dave, tell me what marketing wants the new product to do." "It has to have a 45 inch screen and still fit in a purse or wallet." "It needs to act as a communication satellite as well as an air freshener." "Uh." "It must cure deadly…
